Chuck Norris make onions cry!

Okej i och med att hela mitt liv är 0% happyness just nu så ska jag visa vad som har fått mig att le och skratta den senaste timmen :
Mr S's ljudinspelningar
Ms A's Ilska och hennes underbara kommentarer
Chuck Norris facts
och Tilda!

• There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist!

Chuck Norris use pepper spray to spice up his steaks!

• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous!

When Boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!

• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

• Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre. (okej, en aning rå kanske? )

• In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

• Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

• Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris do a push up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

• Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Okej, kanske inte så kul tycker vissa, jag ÄLSKAR det! Det är nästan bättre än att få spela maffia i skolan! För det fick vi göra idag, på matrasten ( ingen får ju vara inne då) och det kändes jävligt bra! Alla är helt lost in Maffia nu, tack vare mig och tack vare Motala. Tack tack!

Vi får se hur det blir med allt, det ungefär så min livssyn är right now.
Skolmorfarn är James Bond, with licens to kill. But our Bond doesn't like "dry martini", speciellt inte skakad.. Ja, och om man försöker bortse från att jag känner mig äckligt ensam i världen och oförstådd så är livet ok antar jag. Men som sagt, det är lite svårt att bortse från ensam-i-världen-känslan.
Meeeen så kan det bli ibland. Nej, nu tror jag att jag ska flumma lite. Nästa vecka är det nationella..YEEES. Not... Ha det gott lads, / Hanna.

Funderar på att sjunga denna på skolavslutningen, om jag kan och vågar!

Today is a very special day
It feels like the beginning
Of something more

And we are standing on the edge
Of all that we've imagined
In lives before

Keep it up the stars are close to your head now
It's magical times that we live in
Keep it up the stars are close to your head now
It's magic I tell you it's happening

My friends there's something in the air
It's not imagination
I see it everywhere

A State impossible to feign
Suspended animation
This hope that we retain

Keep it up the stars are close to your head now
It's magical times that we live in
Keep it up the stars are close to your head now
It's magic I tell you it's happening

Don't be afraid for us
It's not too late for us
To take it make it into
Something
We can save us

Keep it up the stars are close to your head now
It's magical times that we live in
Keep it up the stars are close to your head now
It's magic I tell you it's happening
It's magic I tell you it's happening
It's magic I tell you it's happening

Terra Naomi - Close to your head...
/ Hanna Hilde Isabelle Andersson